And so I return to the stack of previously watched, and always enjoyed DVDs. That cache of films that you shove on when you just need some comfort, and can recite the script along with the moving pictures.
Woefully unprepared for life in the country, they bumble through until the arrival of Uncle Monty and his un-warranted advances. Monty leaves with his tail between his legs, and then the pair are recalled to London as there is the offer of a stage play.
Withnail - who has no Driving License - decides to speed up the return by driving back as fast as he can, and is then arrested.
"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
"We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there’s gonna be a lot of refugees."
"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black."
Danny : The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Marwood : It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny : It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
Withnail : Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny : I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
He packs his bags, has one final walk (with a spaced and drunk) Withnail in Regents Park, and credits roll