Wednesday, 20 June 2012

How Come?

  • When you're in a hurry, every traffic light is stuck on Red
  • When you turn the kitchen tap on, it will always direct it's jet of water onto the discarded tea spoon in the sink
  • Your wife will look at the Bank statement in the week you decide to spend money on Amazon
  • Does cutlery breed? - no matter how well you check before letting the water out, there will alwats be one knife and a spoon left in the sink
  • Why is the Helpline number for the IT Helpline only available on-line
  • How do birds know when you've just washed your car

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