How Come?

• When you're in a hurry, every traffic light is stuck on Red
• When you turn the kitchen tap on, it will always direct it's jet of water onto the discarded tea spoon in the sink
• Your wife will look at the Bank statement in the week you decide to spend money on Amazon
• Does cutlery breed? - no matter how well you check before letting the water out, there will alwats be one knife and a spoon left in the sink
• Why is the Helpline number for the IT Helpline only available on-line
• How do birds know when you've just washed your car