Super Hero Qualifications

All Super Heroes have distinct abilities that separate them from normal mortals - hence the reason they are Super Heroes I suppose.

My Special Powers are:

• Drink a pint of beer in 19 seconds
• Eat a Jam Doughnut in 3 Bites
• Ability to calculate Net Present Value
• Understand the concept and application of binomial distribution
• Rudimentary HTML
• Memorised the following pointless trivia:
  * starting XI's for Aston Villa, Ipswich Town and Liverpool for the 1981/82 Season
  * the scorelines and starting line-ups for all FA Cup Finals from 1970 to 1990
  * the catalogue numbers of Iron Maiden albums
  * the complete track listing of all Stiff Little Fingers albums

Apparently, none of the above makes me a Super Hero.

And what would my alter egos name be?

Slightly Overweight Trivia Bloke